One day, a city man, tired of his office life, decided to move to the country and live on a farm. He walked down the road a ways, and came upon a woman selling chickens for 5.00. He walked up to the lady and asked," can I buy one of your chickens?" She answered,"Son, this here is the south, and we call chickens, c**ks." He asked again, "Maam, can I buy one of your c**ks?" She sold him one and again he set off down the road. He then came upon a man sitting next to the road selling an animal that he didn't recognize. He asked,"Sir can I buy one of these animals?" To which the guy answered, " Son this is the south, and these are called Pulluts.

" He asked again using the proper name. The man gladly parted with one of his animals, and wished the city man well. The city man began walking again, and by this time was well away from his farm. He thought about turning around, but about that time, he noticed a couple loading donkeys into a trailer. He walked up to them and asked," Excuse me, but would you two be willing to part with one of your donkeys?" The couple looked his way and said," Son, this is the south, and these are called asses." The city man said," Okay, can I buy one of your asses?" The couple agreed, and sold the man a donkey. Before the city man began to walk home, the couple stopped him and said," Son, If that ass begins to get stubborn, or stops walking all together, just scratch his ears.

That always works." The city man thanked them, and began the long walk home. He had a chicken under one arm, a pullut under the other, and a donkey following close behind. When all of a sudden a woman walks by, and the donkey stops. The city man yells at the woman to stop and help him, and the young southern belle turns and walks back to him. She askes what she can do for him to which he replies," Maam, I need your help for a minute.

Could you hold my c**k and pullut, while I scratch my ass?"