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Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico, Because they couldn't find 3 wise men, or a virgin. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker, A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. What is the height of conceit, Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. What is the definition of macho, Jogging home from your own vasectomy.

Whats the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball, A guy will actually search for a golf ball. What do tupperware and a walrus have in common, They both like a tight seal. What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers, Well hung. Whats the difference between purple and pink, The grip. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony, Its not hard. Whats the difference between a girlfriend and a wife, 45lbs. Whats the difference between a boyfriend and a husband, 45 minutes. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact, Breasts don't have eyes. If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love, , , , , The swallow. Why do most women pay more attention to their appearence than improving their minds, Because most men are stupid, but few are blind .