A Jewish, a Catholic and a Mormon were having drinks at the bar after an interfaith convention. The Jew, bragging about his virility said, "I have four sons, one more and Ill have a basketball team!" The Catholic pooh-poohed this accomplishment, stating, "Thatt s nothing, I have 10 sons, one more and Ill have a football team." To which the Mormon replied, "You fellers aint got a clue. I have 17 wives, one more and Ill have a golf course!"