There was this couple driving into the country in England and it was getting rather late. Light was fast getting low.

John pulled the car aside, as he saw another car parked at the verge of the road. Got out of the car, and walked towards it. Minutes later he returned to his car, hands on his face. Mary was alarmed, asked, "John, what happened? How did you get your nose bloodied?" John explained "Darling! I only walked up to the other car poked my head in and asked, 'How far is the C**ks Inn?'