Wife: "I was dreaming they were auctioning off d**ks. The big ones went for twenty dollars and the thick ones went for fifty dollars." Hubby: "How about the ones like mine?" Wife: "Those ones they gave away.

" Hubby: "I had a dream too...I was dreaming they were auctioning off c**ts. The pretty ones went for a five hundred dollars, and the little tight ones went for a thousand." Wife: "And how much for the ones like mine?" Hubby: "That's where they held the auction."