A man goes to Victoria Secret to buy his wife the most sheer lingerie he can find. The woman behind the counter goes and gets an outfit. "This is 200, " she says. "I want one that's more sheer, " says he. "This one is 350." "I want it even more sheer than that.

" "This one is the most sheer that we have. It's 500.

" "I'll take it!" The man goes home to his wife and shows it to her, saying, "Go put this on and come down to model it for me.

" His wife goes upstairs, opens the box and thinks, "This thing is so see-through that the old coot won't even notice if I'm wearing it or not. I can take this back for a refund and he won't know the difference." So his wife comes out wearing nothing at all and strikes a pose at the top of the stairs. "So, how do you like it?" she asks.

Her husband then complains, "Darn, you'd think for 500 they'd iron the damn thing!"