Saturday morning he got up early, dressed quietly, made lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph.

He pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day. He went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There he cuddled up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation and whispered "The weather out there is terrible." His loving wife of 20 yrs replied, "Yes, and can you believe my silly husband is out fishing in this weather?" To this day he still doesn't know if she was joking...