Three nuns are standing at the gates of heaven where they are told they must answer a question each to get in. St Peter asks the first young nun "What caused Adam and eve to be banished from the garden of Eden?" The young nun replies "they ate the forbidden fruit". He nods and lets her pass.He turns to the second young nun and asks "And what creature warned them not to?" A serpent says the second.

He nods and lets her pass. He then turns to the mother superior and says "Since you are much older and wiser you get a more difficult question.

What was the first thing Eve said to Adam when they first met?" he asks, " Oh " says the mother superior, " That's a hard one.... He looks at her and says "close enough", nods and lets her pass!!