A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.

"I have just the thing, " says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum.

" The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced.

After a few strokes the client asks in garbled speech. "And what if I swallow it?" "No problem, " says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."