At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens.

"It opens at noon, answers the clerk.

About an hour, later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even drunker. "What time dosh the bar open?" he asks.

"Same time as before - noon, replies the clerk.

Another hour passes and he calls again, plastered. "Whatnot shay the bar opines at?" The clerk then answers, "It opens at noon, but if you can't wait, I can have room service send something up to you. "No! I don't want to get in, ah want to get OUT!"