One night little johnny goes running into his parents room when he hears his mother cry out. he sees daddy on top of mommy and asks, " daddy what are you doing to mommy?" daddy says, "dont worry johnny, i'm just making you a baby brother" a little confused, johnny goes back to bed.

the next day when daddy returns home from work, johnny is sitting on the front porch crying! daddy asks, "whats a matter, johnny?" johnny cries out, "the mail man ate my brother"