One day there was a pickle, a p***s, and a cucumber sitting around talking. The cucumber tells the pickle and the p***s, "man, my life sucks everytime that I get big, fat, and juicy somebody always cuts me up and sticks me on a salad." the pickle replies, "man, that's nothing compared to how much my life sucks, everytime that I get big, fat, and juicy somebody always puts spices on me and stores me in a jar of vinegar.

" then the p***s replies, "man, that ain't nothing compared to my life, everytime that I get big, fat, and juicy a*****e always sticks a rubber tarp on my head, sticks me in a dark room, and bangs my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out!"