A good friend of mine is 73 years old and loves to fish.

He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up.

" He looked around and could not see anyone. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice again, "Pick me up." He looked in the water and there floating on a lily pad was a frog.

My friend asked, "Are you talking to me?" The frog responded, "Yes, I'm talking to you.

" "Pick me up and kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen and will give you the most wonderful sexual pleasures that you have ever dreamed of.

" My friend looked at the frog for a short time and then reached over, picked it up carefully and placed it in his shirt pocket. The frog exclaimed, "What! Are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? "I said kiss me and I will give you sexual pleasures like you have never had." My friend opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "At my age I'd rather have a talking frog."