A young woman yelled upstairs to her son, Johnny, come down for dinner. The little boy didnt respond. She yelled again, JOHNNY, you get down her for dinner!!! Little Johnny came running down the stairs. His mother asked, Johnny, why didnt you come down to dinner when I called you? Johnny said, I was looking at grandmas shrimps. She said, What? I was looking at grandmas shrimps Show me what you are talking about Johnny. He takes his mother upstairs. There was grandma, lying on the bed asleep, with her dress raised up revealing her naked womanhood for all to see.

Johnny pointed between grandmas legs and says, See, grandmas shrimps. Johnny, those arent shrimp.

Johnny replied, Tastes like shrimps.