A young farm boy from Arkansas was sent to Chicago to learn the undertaking business under the tutelage of the great S.E McDonald. Some months later his father paid him a surprise visit, '' tell me, '' he said ''have you learned much?'' ''Oh sure, pops'' the son replied ''I've learned a lot, and it's been very interesting indeed.'' that taught me a lesson'' ''And what was ''What was the most interesting thing you learned?'' His father continued. The thought for a few moments, ''ahhh well that would be the one wild experience we had that?'' Asked his father. ''Well, '' responded the son, ''one day we got this phonecall from the Club Hotel. It seems that one of the maids had walked into a room and discovered that a man and woman had died in their sleep, whatsmore.. compleatly naked.'' ''Wow, '' said his father shocked and surprised '' what did Mr McDonald do?'' ''Well he put on his tuxedo and had me put on my tux before we drove one of the limousines to the Club Hotel. Once there, the manager at once took us to the desk clerk who gave us the room number.

So with the manager beside us we rode the elevator in silence as Mr McDonald alwayed believed in doing things with dignity.'' ''How marvelous, '' exclaimend his father, ''then what happend?'' ''Well we entered this room, Mr McDonald pushing open the door with his gold tipped cane, the manager and I walking in quietly shortly afterwards, and sure enough, there on the bed was the naked couple lying on their backs.

'' ''And then what happend?'' His father asked.

''Well Mr McDonald saw an immediate problem.

the man u see had a massive erection'' ''Wow'' responed his father wondering what could be done '' and what happend?'' His son smiled ''as usual, Mr McDonald was up to the situation. You see he swung his gold-tipped cane very stylishly down on the mans p***s.'' ''What!!!'' his father looked shocked...

''and then what happend?'' ''Well dad, '' said his son, ''all hell broke lose. U see, we were in the wrong room!!!!!!!!''