Four nuns passed away and went to Heaven. As they are standing outside the Pearly Gates, Peter says, "I have to ask each of you a question before I can let you through." He asks the first nun, "Have you ever touched a man's p***s?" She says, "Yes, but only with my finger.

" He says, "Go over and dip it in the Holy Water, say three Hail Mary's and go on through.

" He asks the second nun, "Have you ever touched a man's p***s?" She says, "yes, but only with my hand." He says, "go over there and dip it in the Holy water, say three Hail Mary's and go on through." He looks back and the last two are arguing like Hell. He says, "Ladies, ladies. There is no need to argue. You will get your chance, what seems to be the problem?" The fourth nun looks at him and says, "If you think I am drinking this shit after she sits in it, you are crazy."