One morning a husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, drops anchor and begins to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book, " she replies. "You're in a restricted fishing area, " he informs her. "I'm sorry, Officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault, " says the woman. "But I have not even touched you, " says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day, ma'am, " he said, and left. Moral of this story: Never argue with a woman who reads. It is likely she can also think.